Why do we run the Hsinchu Hash?

Have a few Beers with the Hsinchu Hash House Harriers. Find out why they call Taiwan Formosa. Meet new people with the same issues that you have i.e. drinkers with a running problem. Plenty of exercise, and refreshments, NT$250 for men, NT$150 for women or men that are pretending to be women, and dogs NT$0.

 

Other reasons why?

The Hsinchu Hash has already survived a Richter 7.6 earthquake on 9/21/99 which killed 3,000+ people...

We also slogged our way through Typhoon Nari and its 54 inches of rain in 72 hours in September 2001...

And despite Cocksucker (he was on the receiving end, n'est-ce pas?) calling paying participants "Stinky C*nts" -- and these were just the male hashers -- we have steadily added numbers...

But by far the biggest hurdle to participation was the hideous markings -- or lack thereof -- by Dick Hare & Mud2Pud, which only fazed those few of us who actually cared about being on-trail...

The US Postal Service has to take a back seat to the Hsinchu Hash in terms of delivering quality product to quality people through any kind of imaginable condition?

And as such, those responsible for instigating and continuing the ongoing open sore which is the Hsinchu Hash should all qualify for?

a) oral sex from Crazy Annie - OR - b) a new T-shirt

Whichever is cleaner.