Beer Bay

Here is what happens when you win Beer Bay

Unsolicited testicular-moanials:

I have utilized the services of beer bay so often, but sadly, I can never remember what I purchased the following day.

I am certain that whatever the items were, an immense feeling of satisfaction was created as a result of the transactions conducted on this world class virtual non existent site. It is a gratifying experience to wake up the following day after a log-in to beer bay. You look around your sleeping place and think,
" Huh, I didn't know I owned that, I wonder whose it is."

Mud2Pud

"BeerBay has truly changed my life.

In fact, since I've begun wearing the orange suit that I purchased on BeerBay, my whole life has improved so dramatically.

I've lost weight and feel more confident. There's a noticeable spring in my step. My hair loss has ceased. My boss no longer curses me and my coworkers no longer make fun of me. Girls even talk to me sometimes. On my last flight back from Taiwan, one stewardess actually asked me if I was a 'fireman or something'.

BeerBay has helped me to realize that it truly isn't about what's inside a person that counts but actually what one wears that makes the difference.

I am certain the vomiting and hangover was well worth the purchase and I think everyone should buy something on BeerBay."

Semen Stains

SS Minding his own business on the flight back to the US

I know I look like an escaped convict, but I had to drink 22 beers to win this outfit on Beer Bay!

70s Porn Star asks:

"Why does the picture of SS in uniform w/ White American Female Flight Attendant remind me of a No-Pest Strip with a bug stuck to it?"

In Seman Stains' own words:

Ahhhh, the ant omelete... it took me about a week to clear one of those ants that was caught 'tween a wrinkle in my laryngopharynx (yes, I looked that really cool word up)... I presume the little bastard got wedged in there as I was tossing up one of those twenty-somethingth beers of my bid (an experience reminiscient of Tree Club initiation).

Note, I would really like to get a matching pair of skivies and socks if that is possible (MFU?); if not, a hat or jacket will have to do.

Although the ensemble was truly powerful in its attractive powers, I have considered methods to enhance the properties of the suit for most effective use in the Taiwan environment. Upon my next return, I plan to attach strips of fluorescent pink and bright purple, and perhaps even a patch of leopard skin style polka-dots. Provided these normally distasteful colors/patterns are properly arranged together, I expect their appeal to Taiwanese style-conscious women should be nothing short of pure lust.

Sssso, you boysss jussst wait and ssssee (pronounced in proper fashion designer lisp).

The First Beer Bay

May 2005 Hash

Flaming Penis models the very first item up for bids

After only 12 beers, the first happy winner!

(Winner number 2 was on the wrong side of the camera - even after drinking 15 beers to a win CHHH jacket)

At the bash, Mud2Pud was another winner!
(Although he was disqualified from bidding for another item after he went outside to hurl.)

Rules of Beer Bay

In order to ensure that Beer Bay satisfies the needs of its users, it is important that the rules (passed by the Supreme Court of the Wednesday Night Beer Tasting Society) are understood by all users.

1. Once logged-in (accomplished by consuming one four once glass of beer), users are able to bid on items being auctioned off by other users.

2. Units of bids are one four once glass of Taiwan's finest.

3. Once an item is on bid, users are allowed to bid against one another until the auctioned item reaches its supply/demand plateau.

4. The winner of the bid then has to meet his obligation of the purchase by consuming each unit bid within 90 seconds (i.e.: 12 units would need be consumed in 18 minutes).

5. Once the obligation has been fulfilled, the bidder then receives the item bid upon and the transaction is complete. If the bidder does NOT fulfill his obligation the item is then auctioned again to users that are logged-in. The bidder that did not fulfill his obligation can not bid again on an item until his commitment from the defaulted bid is paid in full.

6. ANY BIDDER WHO THROWS UP ON ANY OTHER USER OR THEIR PROPERTY IS BANNED FROM ALL REMAINING BIDS WITHIN THAT SESSION.

If there is anything missing from above, please let me know. If not, with the consensus of the Wednesday Night Beer Tasting Society, the above rules shall become enacted thus becoming law. Also, in order to give back to society and our community where possible, as well as to minimize potential lawsuits, the intellectual property of Beer-Bay can be shared with the Hsinchu Hash House Harriers, as well as other HHH clubs globally.

Regards,

David J. Myers/Mud2Pud
Chairholder: Wednesday Night Beer Tasting Society
Vice President: Tree Club on Taiwan
Religious Advisor and Archivist: Hsinchu Hash House Harriers

Update 2005-9-6 Bar Jew